oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
