No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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