Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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