I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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