It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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