Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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