You're completely useless in the revolution.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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