Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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