Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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