i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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