You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I didn't shave. On purpose
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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