the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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