Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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