worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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