I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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