dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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