I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
COCAINE IS GR8
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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