whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
now i know why i became what i already was.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
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Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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