He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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