i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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