3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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