All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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