hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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