you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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