The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize