I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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