Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.