Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
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Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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