Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes