Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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