I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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