Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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