rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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