so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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