a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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