Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
