yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I just gargled with NyQuil
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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