Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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