Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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