Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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