and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just pee around me
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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