She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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