piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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