New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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