There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
do nipples grow back?
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