Cold hands, warm shart.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
ok first of all what the fuck
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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