Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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