you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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