Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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