Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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