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well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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