im drinking this country out of the recession.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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