It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
