Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
