There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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