so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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