I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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